Listen, I know this pandemic got us all getting our drink on! But, I think this guy had been throwing them back before this event unfolded... Gabriel Moreno of Modesto California... Was driving down the highway when he saw a tanker truck behind him filled with bulk red wine.
So what did he do?... What any sensible person that wanted some Red Red wine would do...
He pulled his car over... Then hopped onto the side of the moving truck. Then he climbed under the truck... unscrewed a valve... and started chugging the red wine that was pouring out.
The truck driver eventually noticed that his truck was spilling wine. So he pulled over and called the cops.
They found Gabriel, still underneath the bottom of the truck, drinking wine, and doing snow angels in it.
Gabriel was arrested for felony vandalism.
The truck spilled about 1,000 gallons of red wine total... Which is enough to fill about 5,000 bottles.
Here's Gabriel's mugshot