Congratulations . . . our laziness has lowered our wife's expectations SO MUCH, just doing a MINOR chore makes us look like a hero. 


According to a new survey, the number one thing women wish their husband would do more often is . . . VACUUM. 


That's it. We don't have to cook dinner, make grand romantic gestures, or take her on a surprise trip. We could make all of her dreams come true with like five minutes of vacuuming once a week. 


Here are the top four things women wish their husbands would do more often . . .


1.  Vacuum.


2.  Empty the dishwasher.


3.  Ask for directions.


4.  Put the toilet seat down.